New Virus: Work

  New Virus
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There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive any sort
of WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a
colleague, do not open it. Those who have opened WORK have found that
their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter WORK via e-mail or are faced with any WORK at all,
purge the virus by sending an e-mail to your boss with the words 'This
is too much for me, I'm going out for a soda.  This better not be here
when I get back.'

Your brain should automatically delete the WORK. If you receive WORK in
paper document form, simply lift the document and drag the WORK to your
trash can.

Send this message to all your friends in your address book. If you do
not have anyone in your address book, then the WORK virus has already
corrupted your life!